Project du Jour

Here is a picture of today's project.  One would think that this should be a rather simple assembly, no?  The thing is only three main pieces of metal, a couple of screws here and there, and voila!. right?  Not so fast.

First, there were two sets of instructions, which of course did not go sequentially, but rather one had to flip-flop back and forth to find the correct section to be working on.  Then we had to figure out what the picture was actually trying to show us, ala Lego kits, rather than use words to describe what we were supposed to be doing.  We did OK with the assembly of the tube to the rack.  Square peg in square hole, tighten four screws.  And we did fine with the anti-sway device and the locking hitch pin, although we did have to remove the locked hitch pin to put on the anti-sway device.

Then it came time to add the silver ramp bracket to the rack.  First we put the bracket on facing backwards, because the instruction pictures are not nearly as big or colorful as Lego Instructions.  But not a real big deal, although we did have to remove the locked hitch pin and the anti-sway device in order to run the silver ramp bracket around.  Got that facing the right way, got the ramp attached, but there is a little silver bracket that goes on the tie down bar, and a gold chain with pins at either end that go somewhere near the end of the ramp, but the pictures are way too small to see exactly where.

Here is a sample.  

The photos are of three different ways to put the gold chain doohickey on, depending on which model you have.  We have the middle photo, the 55RK.  See that first photo above for what the correct actual placement is supposed to look like, and then tell me you could figure that out from the instruction photo.  I couldn't either, so I had to call the company and explain to Brandon I could not figure out what the picture showed, so please tell me where the gold chain cotter pin and snap ring actually attach.  Amid sniggers of near-hysteria, he managed to tell me the attachment points and how the ramp section fits on the holder.

Then we get the scooter up on the carrier.  HOORAY!  It fits!  (Thank God)

After trying three or four different ways to rig the new motorcycle tie downs (over the throttle, under the collar, around the fork) and tightening and unlashing four tie downs each time we change the plan, we finally admit the new tie downs are way too long and need to be shortened.  So back inside we go, unthread them all, cut off half the length, seal the ends with a candle, re-thread them through the automatic tighteners and try again.  

Now it is lunchtime, and we have spent at least TWO HOURS putting this thing together (13 screws, 3 snap rings, one hitch pin and a partridge in a pear tree).  My fun meter is pegged, and I give up for the day. 

Have you been doing this?

Don't know about the rest of you, but we have been tuning in to the nightly TV broadcast from Sochi, plus watching a few obscure events on live streaming.  Like curling. I have come to the conclusion that curling is really just bocce ball on ice. Plus they get to use assistants with brooms. I think the dog would like to be an assistant on the bocce ball court, but I'm not too sure how he would do with the broom.  Not sure why I like watching this sport, I certainly don't understand the nuances, but the scoring is exactly like bocce.

I also am fascinated with the media hype over certain individuals who were expected to be big stars, signed major endorsement contracts, but then don't live up to the expectations. Suddenly the commercials with these people are nowhere to be seen. I feel so sorry for them for not getting the expected gold medal but I feel even worse that they suddenly lost their income, too.

On a happier note I am tickled that there are some unexpected young superstars who have won the gold medal against all odds or expectations.  And I am quite enamored with the death wish sport of snowboard cross.  Take bunch of 20-something's, fill 'em up with caffeine, throw them on a snow covered backside of an alley on a hill, and watch them scrape and scramble their way down to the bottom of the pile.  Not one heat where all starters finish, and some of the survivors only manage to make it to the next round by falling down and sliding across the finish line.  

So, have you been watching this, too?  What is your favorite part of the spectacle?

Valentines Day

Belovedest and I bought this as our mutual present to each other today.  It's fast enough for me, and pretty easy to drive.

Just routine

A friend emailed me the other day, and asked why I haven't posted in a while. I had to reply that yes, we are safely parked and not doing that much so here is our typical routine of the day while we are at home:

Get up in the morning, have coffee.

Let the dog out.

Let the dog in.

Get the mail, pay bills.

Read a book.

Let the dog out.

Do some chores.

Let the dog in.

Let the dog out.

Check email, Facebook, return phone calls.

Let the dog in.

Eat lunch.

Talk about what to eat for dinner.

So some planning for the next trip.

Let the dog out.

Let the dog in.

Have dinner, watch the news (or right now, the Olympics)

Go to bed

Start all over again.

So, not a whole lot worth blogging about, at least not on a daily basis.  And the dog wants me to tell you that he really does not take up half the day, as mostly he just sleeps.  Yes, with his eyes open.

Happy February

The Beach House on the Move.  I think that is what we are sticking with. Now safely ensconced at home, with the Beach House washed and most things washed and put away, we get the oh-too-early spring wind which just deposited a layer of dust and dirt all over said newly washed Beach House.  Hmmppphhh.

We are beginning to get ready to commence to start thinking about the next trip to the South East US all the way down to the Florida Keys.  IF you want to see us on the way, please be sure to leave a note below or email us if we have not already talked to you about stopping by.  A couple of you will be out of town (so we will maybe see you in FL!) but we hit the road for a spring trip in just about 6 weeks. Via Texas,

We are looking forward to being able to pack the Beach House with the things we want to have, not just what fit into a rental car on the way out to pick it up.  Until then...